The inside of my head. May contain randomness, awkwardness, gayness, awesomeness, obsessions...
(german.21.)
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
(Quelle: patron-saint-of-the-denial)
He is the sweetest person ever
#i can imagine the directors being like#’tom stop doing that you’re getting your costume dirty’#and he’d be all like#’i do not know of this tom you speak of’#’i only respond to loki’#’also i’m dead’
OMG this is.. PRECIOUS.
STEVE: I’ve waited for 70 years. Any time is a good time, Tony.
— The Avengers (2012).
(Quelle: iwantcupcakes)
TONY NO, don’t challenge Steve to strip poker. He’s from an age before television, he had lots of time to hone his card game skills.
The Shortest Horror Story Ever
The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
-Frederic Brown
Oh hello, I’m the Doctor! Why did you lock yourself in a room? Bit boring, isn’t it?
And the shortest horror story ever just became a comedy.
(Quelle: lmaogtfo)
That’s right. Those words came out of his mouth so it’s completely true.
OMG IT’S CANON!!!!
(Quelle: genuinesonofabitch)
If religions could coexist like the fandoms do on tumblr, the world would know peace.
Imagine the crossovers though
“In my AU, Jesus didn’t die, but he went and fought crime with Odin”
I’d read it.
Moses/Buddha OTP
I SHIP IT
(Quelle: hitler-in-the-cupboard)
Long Distance Pillows: Scottish designer Joanna Montgomery designed a pillow for couples in long-distance relationships. Each person wears a ring sensor to sleep at night. When one person goes to bed, their lover’s pillow begins to glow softly, and you can hear each other’s heart beating.
wow this is really sweet and just jkaneienaonsdi too bad i’m not in a relationship
cries into a bowl of ice cream
(Quelle: camilafcardoso)
I love Tony teaching Steve about tech stuff. Mostly because Steve is really smart, he gets the hang of it all really quick and that is when Tony really starts to like him because he knows people his own age that can’t pick up on things this fast and Tony is always attracted to intelligence. And the more Steve learns the less impenetrable Tony seems, they start bonding over movies and shows they watch together and Tony starts skewing his references to things he and Steve have watched and Steve notices, starts seeing all the little ways in which Tony is so very kind. And then months later, nether knows how it happened but they are both completely in love with each other.
(Quelle: justlittlethings)
A few minutes ago I left to get something to drink in the kitchen.
I came back to this.
